Nikon Coolpix P1000
I snapped this pic of a displaying Red-Winged Blackbird a fraction of an instant before he flew off. An imperfect photo that makes a perfectly cool impression!
The cloudy background is Photoshopped, but the bird is my photo with just a wee bit of exposure and saturation tweaking.
"I am Red-Wing Vader, Supreme Ruler of that itty bitty swamp there and all adjacent lands. Allow me to intimidate you!!"
Dude, I, for one, am duly impressed!